In Search Of Intelligent Conversation

Oh what wouldn’t I do to just have an intelligent conversation with someone. Any one!
Why is that sometimes too much to ask for?
This, my dear, is what happens when the guy you vaguely think you can have intelligent conversations with ( and with whom you do have intelligent conversations with, just that it is all [...]

Sempre In Excreta, Solo Profundum Variat.

Today is one of those days when I remember exactly why I named this blog Wasted Years and added the bit about the bonded slavery too.
Today’s been one of those days when despite having nearly 40 odd days in aggregated leave, I got told I could take 3 days off for Christmas, instead of a [...]

Love Letter Time

Right now :
I’m listening to Celine Dion singing Surprise, Surprise. Nice new album, by the way, Taking Chances.
I’m also trying to compose a half good love letter. No, dear readers, this is not for any significant other in my life. Rather, a local mag is running a love letter contest, and with my distinct lack [...]

Random Thoughts

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
– Mark Twain
Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.
– Leslie Nielsen
And my personal favorite :
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
– Albert Einstein

My Heart Goes Sha La La La La…

Practically every week that I have started working here I have had a new song running in my head, depending on the mood I am in, and I play the week’s favorite faithfully at least 4-5 times the moment I wake up, and sometimes on repeat. While this is all very well for me, [...]

Do Not Do This To Your Doctor

I have had a bizarre couple of weeks.
First the guy who was supposed to alternate night duties with me upped and left.
So have been doing an inhumanly long series of duties.
During which I have had patients for whose explicit use the best selling guide : Do Not Do This To Your Doctor 101 was written. [...]

The Clueless Aunts Guide To Babysitting

Age : 1
1. Do not under any circumstance look away from them. Even for a second, for in that second that you look away to get the TV remote ( even if it is to watch Scrubs on mute, ) they will get into trouble that very moment and go bang their little heads on [...]

Before He Cheats

She first realized that something was wrong when he began being busy on Thursday nights, though it was supposed to be his day off.

He’s probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she’s probably getting frisky…
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot whiskey…
Right now, he’s probably up [...]

Cow Under My Window

As for the rest of my life post my I-escape-by reading-and-all-I-do-is-read lifestyle, I have finally come up to a decent livable BMI.
From being 17 in Final year, I have now, in the 4 months that I have spent in this place, gained 4 kgs in weight, and that in my standards is a thing to [...]

Shopping at the New Husband / Wife Store

This is about a woman who once went shopping at the New Husband Store – where you can buy husbands, but only if you obey their very stringent shopping rules: you can only shop at the store once and you can only go up to the next floor by forgoing the opportunity to return to [...]